She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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