you win again, gameday.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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