yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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