No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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