I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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