are you so shy because you have an std?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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