My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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