I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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