your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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