So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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