Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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