mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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