I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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