We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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