is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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