i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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