His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I have tasted many bathrooms
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize