im having a threesome with these popsicles
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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