chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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