My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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