it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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