what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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