we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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