So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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