sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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