chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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