Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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