Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My pussy is not your playground.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Randomize
