singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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