the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I look better un-naked...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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I need a hobby that isn't dick related
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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