Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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