..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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