so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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