are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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