Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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