While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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