we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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