How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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