imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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