WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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