why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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