Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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