don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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