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The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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