Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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