sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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