My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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