I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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