dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
high people should be assigned attendants
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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