You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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