Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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