3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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