Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize