Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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