i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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