get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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