I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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