I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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