Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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